Never read your child Dr. Seuss and then stay up late writing about Information Cards. You might have a nightmare that goes something like this (with apologies to Theodor Seuss Geisel)
Bard is Jeff
Bard is Jeff
Jeff is Bard
That Jeff-the-Bard!
That Jeff-the-Bard!
I do not like
that Jeff-the-Bard!
Do you like
self-issued cards?
I do not like them,
Jeff-the-Bard.
I do not like
self-issued cards.
Would you like them
here or there?
I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
self-issued cards.
I do not like them,
Jeff-the-Bard.
Would you use them
in your house?
Would you use them
with your mouse?
I do not like them
in my house.
I do not like them
with my mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like self-issued cards.
I do not like them, Jeff-the-Bard.
Would you use them
‘cause of SOX?
Would you use them
with Firefox?
Not ‘cause of SOX.
Not with Firefox.
Not in my house.
Not with my mouse.
I would not use them here or there.
I would not use them anywhere.
I would not use self-issued cards.
I do not like them, Jeff-the-Bard.
Would you? Could you?
At a bank?
Use them! Use them!
I’ll be frank!
I would not,
could not,
at a bank.
You may like them.
I’ve been shown.
You may like them
on a phone!
I would not, could not on a phone.
Not at a bank! You leave me alone.
I do not like them ‘cause of SOX.
I do not like them with Firefox.
I do not like them in my house.
I do not like them with my mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like self-issued cards.
I do not like them, Jeff-the-Bard.
A blog! A blog!
A blog! A blog!
Could you, would you,
on a blog?
Not on a blog! Not on a phone!
Not at a bank! Jeff! Leave me alone!
I would not, could not, ‘cause of SOX.
I could not, would not, with Firefox.
I will not use them with my mouse.
I will not use them in my house.
I will not use them here or there.
I will not use them anywhere.
I do not use self-issued cards.
I do not like them, Jeff-the-Bard.
Say!
With Explorer?
There in Explorer!
Would you, could you, with Explorer?
I would not, could not,
with Explorer.
Would you, could you, with Safari?
I would not, could not,
with Safari.
Not with Explorer. Not with Safari.
Not at a bank. Not on a phone.
I do not like them, Sam, you’ve known.
Not in my house. Not ‘cause of SOX.
Not with my mouse. Not with Firefox.
I will not use them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
You do not like
self-issued cards?
I do not
like them,
Jeff-the-Bard.
Could you, would you,
with OpenID?
I would not,
could not,
with OpenID!
Would you, could you,
in Liberty?
I could not, would not, in Liberty.
I will not, will not, with OpenID.
I will not use them richer or poorer.
I will not use them with Explorer.
Not with Explorer! Not on a phone!
Not at a bank! You leave me alone!
I do not like them ‘cause of SOX.
I do not like them with Firefox.
I will not use them in my house.
I do not like them with my mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like
self-issued cards!
I do not like them,
Jeff-the-Bard.
You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.
Jeff!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.
Say!
I like self-issued cards!
I do! I like them, Jeff-the-Bard!
And I would use them in Liberty.
And I would use them with OpenID…
And I will use them as I log.
In with Explorer. And on a Blog.
And at a bank. And on a phone.
They are so good, so good, you’ve know!
So I will use them ‘cause of SOX.
And I will use them with Firefox.
And I will use them in my house.
And I will use them with my mouse.
And I will use them here and there.
Say! I will use them ANYWHERE!
I do so like
self-issued cards!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Jeff-the-Bard!
(Mirrored from TalkBMC)